Archive for February, 2019

UMBUL MAS – IMO 9672387

Posted: 22 February, 2019 by SeaBart in strange
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Many thanks to Oriane H. for the tip!


Posted: 19 February, 2019 by SeaBart in ugly
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A comment via email

Posted: 15 February, 2019 by SeaBart in information
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Reader Talbot C send me this via the email:

“No matter what a ship looks like, the best view of a ship is that seen in the rear view mirror of the taxi as you’re leaving the ship at the end of a voyage!”

And as a seafarer I definitely do agree, it’s always good to go home after spending time away from family and friends and in some cases comfort & wifi, some of the ships I sailed on were not even worth looking back at, just glad to be away from them!

Reader Elisesse made a very thorough comment on my post about Japanese Sightseeing Boats from about 10 years back and this comment was so filled with some really funky looking contraptions that I decided it deserved some more attention: please read, watch & follow the links below.


Some funny looking another galeon poseur:

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But have you seen Turkish “pirate galeons”? especially that Barbossa Side thing:

… Sure they are visually attractive & visitors have a great time on board, but designs of each ship is just unbearably stupid & freaky. And take a very close look at rigging – an overwhelming amount of stuff done with all seriousness just for the sake of look. This one’s rigging makes feel that it was designed by someone who really had no clue in it. “A pirate tall-ship sorta… who cares? It looks as one, so?”

To have a better understanding – look for example at Poland’s “galeon” tourboats:

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Picture by Jan Roeske via

Similar fake tall ships but done with all seriousness to replicate classic galeons with all their decorations.
Slightly cartoonish but still:

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Picture by Lukasz Blaszczak via

And down to stupidity but not like in Japan or Turkey:

Picture by Jan Roeske via

Picture by Jan Roeske via

Some “pirate galeons” from US – these are a series of same design, simplistic shapes of hull & decorations, kinda cute/elegant actually!

Silly cute!


And one more:

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Thanks Elisesse. You struck some UglyShips gold there!
You do have to wonder what some of these designers were thinking..or smoking.